Total Medals Earned: 15,633 (From 2,174 different games.) Total Medal Score: 335,285 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (100/100 points)
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 9/13 (60/90 points)
all according to plan
ED is a serious issue
you really like dogs, don't you?
just talk to the girl already, jesus
split your head in gamestop
woo the gamestop girl
who eats in the middle of class?
ew, you wiped it on your clothes?
get outta gamestop without issues
thank god the dog was just a dream
a nice guy tries to give a gift...
get your fannypack back from the dog
fuck yeah, cheetos
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
play ⚫️
survive for 2 minutes straight
survive for 5 minutes straight (you’re very easily entertained)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (35/160 points)
Get the Good Ending.
Get the Bad Ending
Get the Sex Ending.
Die.
Make Him Watch.
Interupt Someone's birthday.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (225/225 points)
Rescue NeNe.
Beat the game!
Rescue Darnell.
???
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/135 points)
Who needs a christmas tree when you have a mother*cking gargoyle demon?!
Beat the game on Easy.
Make your way to an angel and kill it.
Kill the archangel.
Beat the game on Normal.
What are you trying to do, you weirdo?
Their like krabs that never leave...
Beat the game on Hard.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 20/20 (180/180 points)
Hold 10 potions.
Defeat an enemy, while having full health.
Buy the Candy cane weapon.
Defeat your first enemy.
Beat a Gingerbread man enemy.
Isn't this copyright infringement?
Buy the Green armour.
Start Playing
Equip a new weapon.
Reach level 10 and unlock the boss battle.
Use a skill point to increase a stat.
Buy a potion.
Defeat a snowman enemy.
Lose a battle.
Defeat a penguin enemy.
Reach level 15.
Buy the best Amour.
Buy the best weapon.
Defeat the Santa Clone!
Find the Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)